Dear Current Events,
Thank you for providing the juiciest few weeks in court TV...
At least since Scott Peterson.
And definitely since O.J.
I've logged in more hours on Friday nights to Nancy Grace
than I am comfortable admitting.
Let's get real here.
And I'm preeeetty sure the Orlando Sentinel's
online readership has increased ten fold-
by constant click throughs and page refreshers from yours truly.
Things and people not thanking you?
Anyone that lives within five blocks of the Orange County Court House,
Um, Ex-FBI agents in the city of Boston,
and well, that presentation I'm trying to pen
in between googling 'Foxy Noxy parole updates.'