An Open Letter to Craig R. from The Bachelorette

Dear Craig R,

You're a guy after my own heart.

Little pudgy,

whole lotta goofy,

and clever with your words and wit.

You've got a good head on your shoulders,

and know how to make a girl laugh.

But hey look, let's call a spade a spade.

You're no Chris L. from Cape Cod.

He's gosh darn gorgeous.

And that's okay.

I'd still watch you olive oil wrestle,

or whatever those wacky Bachelor/Bachelorette producers come up with next season.

Shake it off, bud.

Shake. It. Off.

x