An Open Letter to Current Events

Dear Current Events,

Thank you.

Thank you for providing the juiciest few weeks in court TV...

maybe ever.

At least since Scott Peterson.

And definitely since O.J.

I've logged in more hours on Friday nights to Nancy Grace

 than I am comfortable admitting.

Let's get real here.

And I'm preeeetty sure the Orlando Sentinel's

online readership has increased  ten fold-

by constant click throughs and page refreshers from yours truly.

Things and people not thanking you?

Anyone that lives within five blocks of the Orange County Court House,

Um, Ex-FBI agents in the city of Boston,

and well, that presentation I'm trying to pen

in between googling 'Foxy Noxy parole updates.'