Congratulations, Today.

Congratulations, Today.

You're officially one of the most boring days I've lived in my life.

You made doing expense reports seem pretty appealing,

an almost impossible feat.

I had a staring contest with my computer monitor,

and a chair swivel contest with myself.

There wasn't really a way to win either of those.

Maybe it just means my weekend was too fun?

Probably.

xo